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choking the pope

So, the bell has been rung and word has gone out around the world that a new pope has been chosen — and with this action, with the rising of the ceremonial fuma blanca disappearing into thin air, so, too, … Continue reading

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TRUTH

‎”With careful grooming a woman can take ten years off her age…but you can’t fool a flight of stairs.” — Marlene Dietrich as told to Chrissie Hynde as told to Sandra Bernhard

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“funny, you don’t LOOK flu-ish…”

As I lie in bed for the seventh straight day — weak as a fat kitten, unable to do pretty much anything except drag myself to the bathroom to pee a couple of times a day — I suspect that … Continue reading

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2013

For My One True Love: Another year and there’s NO PLACE I would rather be than with you, Gregory Babior.

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the ‘no

Feeling a little wistful today…and missing the place that made me — for good AND for bad. She’s in my ears and in my eyes. Fresno.

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a clammy whammy is upon you

At a FABULOUS holiday party — squirtin’ the ol’ clam and waitin’ for Santa Claus! Merry Christmas, Motherfuckers!

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well…HAS IT?

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bond. TIMMEH BOND.

Muffy Moment of Pure Delight #882: Getting a text from out of the blue, opening it up, and finding an adorable photo of one of your 21 year old daughter’s best friends…in which he is dressed posh, posing like James … Continue reading

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in case you were wondering…

Yes. I’ll say it: I LIKE NANCY BOYS.

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le pantheon

One of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies with two of my most favorite people who ever fucking lived: Miss Bea Arthur and Mel Brooks. These two are, in large part, why I do what I do … Continue reading

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