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With my favorite person (Gregory!) in my favorite weather (blustery!) at my favorite place (Disneyland!).

Alright, listen up, motherfuckers. I CANNOT stop listening to this and dancin’ my fatass off. I am a GAY MAN…and THIS IS MY NEW JAM.

This dainty demon’s most favorite way to spend a gorgeous, cold, grey, rainy afternoon in The City of Angels. BOIL THAT DUSTSPECK.

Miss Betsy and Miss Frances: My beautiful baby with HER beautiful baby. Betty Sue and Frannie Doo — WE LOVE YOU!

Inane Muff Fact #1712: As I go through past essays — sorting and gathering and editing and pondering — I realize that most of the very best writing I’ve done in my life has been during periods of serious crazy…and … Continue reading →

And speaking of Hanukkah and the holidays…even though I am blissfully married to the CUTEST LITTLE JEW BOY EVER, this will be the first year that I actually get to light the menorah and celebrate The Festival of Lights AS … Continue reading →

If any ONE SINGLE IMAGE ever captured the very special relationship between myself and my beloved gusband, Miss Jackie Beat, better than this one…I’ve never seen it. DEAD. FUCKING. ON.

This tiny, delightful creature — who will be THREE on Saturday — is the love of my life. The fact that she gets swaddled in a soft, sweet-smelling receiving blanket and held and sniffed and kissed for several hours a … Continue reading →