Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

This is me as Miss Ingrid Harshman in the upcoming Charles Band comedy/horror film, “Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver”: If Miss Anne Ramsey and Larry “Bud” Melman were to get married and have themselves a fat, sassy, bespectacled little … Continue reading →

Sometimes when I am watching a movie — I not only hear the dialogue as it being spoken…but I also see the dialogue as it is written on the page, complete with direction. Occupational hazard, I suppose — but trust … Continue reading →

Muff Fact #72: I NEVER, EVER write better…than while I am knitting.

The Rules: Don’t take too long to think about it. Fifteen authors (poets included) who’ve influenced you and that will always stick with you. List the first fifteen you can recall in no more than fifteen minutes. Tag at least … Continue reading →

Goddamn, I am saying fervent prayers of hope and gratitude for those 33 Chilean miners and their families — as well as thanks that it’s not ME down there as, a) I’m claustrophobic like a motherfucker, b) I would never … Continue reading →

I LOVE IT when skinny little cookie-cutter hipster kids sneer “Breeder” at me under their breath when they find themselves in line behind me and my perilously overflowing cart at Trader Joe’s…with their lone tub of tahini and bottle of … Continue reading →

I feel like I’ve been eaten by a wolf and shit off a cliff. Where is your god now, Moses?

I was recently asked, “What is the #1 reason you would defriend someone on Facebook?” My answer: Goddamnit, I verily LIVE to hear about all my friends’ latest interesting projects, shindigs, happenings, adventures, incarnations, love affairs, and skullduggery — it … Continue reading →

This raging, relentless fever is making me feel wistful for places I’ve never been and people I’ve never met. Tell me true: Is this longing? Or regret?

After George Harrison’s death on 29 November 2001, his son, Dhani Harrison, in collaboration with Jeff Lynne, completed George’s final album, Brainwashed, which was released in 2002. He participated in the Concert for George on the first anniversary of his … Continue reading →