And, just one more before my dinner break is over and my fatass has to take my own advice and get back to it, myself:
TRUTH:
To be a writer, first and foremost…one must WRITE — ass in chair, hands on keys. SHUT THE FUCK UP and JUST DO IT.
As Stephen King says, “It is, after all, the dab of grit that seeps into an oyster’s shell that makes the pearl…not pearl-making seminars with other oysters.”
Reading is Sexy.
So is writing.
Nah, not really.
I was just fuckin’ witchoo.
But, Mama can’t do anything else.
#jesusdontwantmeforasunbeam#oldbroadhotelroomselfie #sendcoffeeandcliveowen#nowiamnotjustfuckinwitchoo
#fabuloustshirtbythefabuloussarahutter
#andyessmartassbitchesitobviouslydidntcomeinblack
#butoddlyenoughilikelookinglikeatubbybuttercup
THIS:
“The world bursts at the seams with people ready to tell you you’re not good enough. On occasion, some may be correct. But do not do their work for them. Seek any job; ask anyone out; pursue any goal. Don’t take it personally when they say ‘no’ — they may not be smart enough to say ‘yes.'” — Keith Olbermann
“Now the war has come, bringing with it a new attitude. Youth has turned to gods we of an earlier day knew not, and it is possible to see already the direction in which those who come after us will move. The younger generation, conscious of strength and tumultuous, have done with knocking at the door; they have burst in and seated themselves in our seats. The air is noisy with their shouts.” — Somerset Maugham, “The Moon and Sixpence”, 1919
“I am awfully greedy; I want everything from life. I want to be a woman and to be a man, to have many friends and to have loneliness, to work much and write good books, to travel and enjoy myself, to be selfish and to be unselfish… You see, it is difficult to get all which I want. And then when I do not succeed I get mad with anger.”
― The MAGNIFICENT Simone de Beauvoir
Inane Muff Fact #8772:
My husband, Gregory’s, Aunt Hazel was the voice of Henrietta Hippo on the marginally disturbing 70’s children’s show, New Zoo Revue. Do you have any idea how absolutely surreal it is to attend a family dinner and hear Henrietta Hippo’s unmistakably SHRILL voice shrieking your name from across the restaurant?
Odd Muffaletta Fact #8772, Addendum:
My husband Gregory’s Aunt Hazel also played Morticia’s cousin, Melancholia, on the AWESOME 60’s television series, The Addams Family. She was also the wife on the famous vintage Alka Seltzer commercial who, when her husband groaned, “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing”, answered back, “BELIEVE IT, HARRY.” Looking into Aunt Hazel’s face is like peering back into the ancient ethers of my childhood.
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