muffy bolding

‪#‎ohhey‬
‪#‎apparentlyimfuckingdead‬
‪#‎5footone160andfilipino‬
‪#‎whattheactualfuck‬

Adorable Muff Fact #559: With my beloved kin of origin…when there is a serious family emergency and a push is made to mobilize help and support amongst the nearly dozen siblings…the first question is NOT is anybody in town or not busy working. The first question is always:

Who is NOT HOMELESS, STRUNG OUT, OR INCARCERATED?

Yeah, chuckle it up, Motherfuckers.

Or, even more FOOLISH and FATAL…be UNKIND TO SOMEONE I LOVE.

“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.” — Al Capone

HE IS RISEN.

‪#‎hoblowjohnsnow‬

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

‪#‎notsureifyourewhite‬
‪#‎askyourself‬
‪#‎doyouputbutteronwhiterice‬ 
‪#‎ifso‬
‪#‎yourefuckingwhite‬
‪#‎teamsoysauce‬
‪#‎allhailthepinoy‬

Ordered like a motherfucker.

‪#‎itwasoncebillandhill‬
‪#‎butnowitshillandbill‬
‪#‎fiercebroadstothefront‬ ‪#‎comeonmanshesfuckingdue‬ 
‪#‎hrc2016‬

My beautiful husband, Gregory, and his beautiful old college friend (who is now MY beautiful friend, too!), the gorgeous, delightful, inspiring, and supremely talented children’s artist and author, Miss Aileen Leijten, recently enjoying a DELICIOUS late-night dinner in Chinatown in Downtown Los Angeles.

How DARLING are they?

I LOVE THESE TWO PEOPLE SO MUCH.

‪#‎originalfarmersmarket‬
‪#‎thegrove‬
‪#‎losangeles‬
‪#‎abraceofcandiedcherries‬ ‪#‎fatolddiabeticwhoresayswhut‬

‪#‎farmersmarket‬
‪#‎thegrove‬
‪#‎losangeles‬
‪#‎midcenturyheaven‬‪#‎wherehaveyougonemaryblairanationturnsitslonelyeyestoyou‬

‪#‎originalfarmersmarket‬ ‪#‎originalgreenproducecarts‬
‪#‎adorablepinkandwhitestripes‬
‪#‎losangeles‬
‪#‎idie‬
‪#‎wheelmyfatassawaybecauseimdone‬