So, I get the new issue of hipmama in the mail today — and I’m paging through, skimming, alighting, and perusing…and right there, on page fucking 30…
is MY IZZY!
Sportin’ a bouffant and slurpin’ on a cherry popsicle, no less.
Lemme tell you, I am one proud lj auntie.
And just remember, Miss Izzy…when you’re a fabulous, famous, tragically hip supermodel struttin’ the catwalks of Paris…don’t forget your Auntie Muffy: she was, after all, the first one to proudly and shamelessly use a picture of your darling naked painted butt as her lj icon.
Much love to you, sweet baby.
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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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