a quick meme before making dinner for the beasties

What are your plans for the weekend? to drive to LA so a professional make-up artist can get me all dolled up like a kitschy 1940’s telephone operator — complete with huge bouffant, cat-eye glasses, and “i love lucy” lips…all so that my picture can be used for a schtick during our show’s airing on the disney channel later this month. yikies!
Which one (or more) of the seven deadly sins do you intend to commit? gluttony and lust
What are you reading these days? “we owe you nothing…punk planet: the collected interviews” and “jokerman 8” by richard melo
What’s your favorite breakfast? cup o’ joe and an onion bagel with cream sheese
Do you eat cold pizza? you fucking betcha, baby
Do you keep your promises? absolutely — particularly to my babies, my friends, and my honey
Is there anything you want to change about your home? one more bedroom would be way fab
What’s your favorite kind of writing pen? doesn’t matter — as long as the ink is black and the tip is creamy

About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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