fore!

Fuck it. I’ll just play through.

FOUR JOBS YOU’VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
Bookseller
Actor
Writer
Mother

FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
What’s Up, Doc?
The Way We Were
The Godfather
A Hard Day’s Night

FOUR CITIES YOU’VE LIVED IN
Rochester, New York
Fresno, California
San Diego, California
Coronado, California

FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
The Young Ones
Jackass
The Sopranos
Get a Life

FOUR PLACES YOU’VE BEEN ON VACATION
France
England
Transylvania
New York City

FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY
Live Journal
Huffington Post
gmail
IMDB

FOUR OF YOUR FAVOURITE FOODS
Aztec Salad
Popcorn
Lasagna
Green salad with every little gottdamned thing

FOUR PLACES YOU’D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
Disneyland
The Languedoc
Neshobe Island
London

About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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