On my way back from a delicious brekkie with the BRILLIANT Billy Butler this morning, I heard on NPR that a new exhibit is opening at the Gene Autry Museum of Western Heritage here in LA: “Gays and Lesbians in the Old West.” I immediately thought to myself, “Ummm…aside from Miss Kitty…I’d be willing to bet that EVERY SINGLE WOMAN in The Old West was a BIG OL’ BULLDYKE. After all, what other broads would be BUTCH enough to SURVIVE the fucking Old West? CERTAINLY NOT MY FAT ASS — and trust me, I’M BUTCH!”
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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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