adventures with ceej

You think you know heaven? Well, YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT, Gentle Reader! Get your fatass on over to my great friend and partner-in-yarn, CJ Arabia’s, blog to find out just how brilliant it would be to spend two weeks in Japan, peeing in oh-so-polite public toilets, eating sashimi for breakfast, and lounging for several days at an Onsen in Izu Kogen, soaking your old bones in a peaceful, steaming, hot, outdoor bath every five!

So, go and read about the amazing, hilarious, enlightening Japanese adventures of my friends, CJ, Mather, Joe, and Beth, as they watch sumo matches, belly laugh, meditate, and ACHIEVE NIRVANA.

Travel With CJ Arabia.

About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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1 Response to adventures with ceej

  1. I had soooo much fun in Japan. I went with my (at the time) 13 year old son, though, so we did no onsens (mostly divided by sex at some point, so I felt weird leaving with neither of us having any Japanese language skills) or any “grown-up” stuff. I can’t wait to go back with my BFF or husband.

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