Golly Moses, will wonders never cease? Mama’s been asked to speak at a Women’s Conference later this year. Can you believe? Of course, you can’t put a live talk on a 7-second censor delay. Poor unfortunate souls. This should be…interesting.
WAIT’LL THEM BROADS GET A LOAD OF ME.
(Oh, yes…and if you would be so kind, Gentle Reader, might you suggest some topics on which you might like to hear a scandalous hag like myself wax poetic — or, at the very least, something on which I might spew a few reams to keep me from gettin’ tossed outta the joint. Thank you!)