Aside from being blissfully MARRIED to my darling, sexy, brilliant husband, Gregory:
there are many extra, added benefits to being additionally MARY’D to a gay man, as well — especially one like my GUSBAND, Jackie Beat, a person who has made his name and his fortune performing all over the world IN FABULOUS DRAG. Not only will a gusband shop WITH you, they will shop FOR YOU.
A marvelous, vintage thrift store dress lovingly purchased for you by your thoughtful, wicked-stylish, drag queen gusband?
That he will put it on, strut around, model it for you, and send pictures of it shot in a flouncy yellow and white bedroom that looks exactly like the one in which you were molested in 1972?
“It puts the lotion in the basket.”