Bush? Seriously? The Right-Wing spinpricks are attempting to spin this glorious headshot into the column under W? Honey, so much does George Bush NOT give a fuck, the very second his last term was up he couldn’t get his feckless white pecker outta Washington FAST ENOUGH — and who could blame him? The poor bastard spent 8 long years as the Charlie McCarthy of the Right, with the bejeweled talons of Rumsfeld, Cheney, and Bush, Sr. all crammed up his ass and workin’ his mouth and when his shift was done that motherfucker was GONE.
Barack Obama has spent the past 72 hours planning and ordering the systematic assassination of one of the greatest terrorist brutes of the modern age. George W. Bush spent it watching old “Dukes of Hazzard” reruns, smokin’ dope, and chokin’ the Pope in Dallas, Texas.
Trust me, you cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck ol’ George does not give this day.
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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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