Gosh. More and better in-depth coverage on The Amazing, Enraging Target Sandal Scandal of 2011 — from Ms. Laura Andre, whose gorgeous writing takes my breath away…even when she’s just waxing poetic about me and the notorious Miss Jackie Beat almost getting tossed in the fucking hoosegow for snapping contraband photographs in the Target in Pasadena earlier this week.
Miss Laura has picked up our story and added it to a much deeper, more meaningful cultural discourse than just the working class fisticuffs and vulgarian clapperclawings of Miss Jackie Beat and myself (Scottsdale and Fresno REPRESENT!) Thank you, Miss Laura, for dragging us scandalous louts into a sunbeam of respectability — if even just for a moment.
TELL IT, SISTER. TESTIFY!
PS) Felonious Sandals is the name of our new band.