I have to say, watching Karl Rove LOSE HIS MOTHERFUCKING MIND ON FOX NEWS has been just one of the many small, schadenfreudic pleasures of the past couple of days. Him squirming and stammering that something was obviously amiss in the poll numbers coming out of Ohio, i.e., THE SKETCHY ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINE SOFTWARE THEY INSTALLED and RACIST/CLASSIST VOTER-DISENFRANCHISEMENT EFFORTS WEREN’T WORKING.
As I smirked and watched his mouth move and his butthole pucker…all I could think about was that scene in “The Sting”, where the BRILLIANT Robert Shaw stormed back to his compartment on the train, bellowing to his henchman that even despite his best poker cheating/deck stacking efforts, he STILL lost a brace of simolians to an also cheating Paul Newman. You just fucking KNOW that this is exactly what Rove was thinking — BUT HE COULDN’T SAY IT OUT LOUD:
Doyle Lonnegan: “What was I supposed to do — call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?”
DEAD FUCKING ON.
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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