Questionable Moral Fiber.
Ina Garten Doppleganger.
Hopelessly in love with Jesus.
Not in love with Jesus’ doctrine and divinity.
Actually PHYSICALLY IN LOVE WITH JESUS.
As in…I watched Franco Zeffirelli’s masterpiece mini-series, “Jesus of Nazareth”, and, everafter…I’VE WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH JESUS.
You’ll see me in hell, Mr. Thorn. It is there we will share out our sentence.