Despite all the amazing photos being posted by my friends on the East Coast — I have to say that we here in California are feeling a little entomologically left out and would like to extend an offer to all Those 17 Year Cicadas who have not yet seen Disneyland, Universal Studios, The Hollywood Walk of Fame, and Paris Hilton’s Vagina. Dudes. You can totally stay on our couch — but we got WICKED SHITTY public transportation, so you gotta rent a goddamned car.
Okay, so, here’s how the fuck you get here. You take the 101 to the 134 to the 2 to the 210 — but ONLY between the hours of 3 am and 5 am…otherwise, YOU’RE CLICKY NARROW ASSES ARE TOTALLY FUCKED. Oh, and at the interchange between the 134 and the 2 there is an In N’ Out Burger — get in the drive-thru and order a Double-Double “Animal Style” packed to eat in your car. You just gotta trust me on this one, bitches. Man, you guys are gonna sound AWESOME in The Hollywood Bowl.
Let’s do this thing.