Okay, for the very first time in this venue…step right up, pull that strand of rosary beads slowly out of your ass in a real steamy and sultry manner, cross yourself, and confess all to Sister Mary Muffaletta!
You are welcome and encouraged to post whatever it is you need to get off your sweaty-underboob chests. Anything at all!
Tell me your deepest darkest secrets!
Tell me your wickedest fantasies!
Tell me who you love!
Tell me who you hate!
Tell me what you covet!
Tell me who you envy!
Tell me your guilty pleasures!
Tell me who you’d like to see dead, rotting, and stinking in the earth!
Tell me the strangest inanimate object that has ever been in your butt (aside from Grandma Marge’s rosary beads!)
Tell me your dreams, motherfuckers, and I’ll tell you what they mean.
But for the love of god, man, just tell me SOMETHING.
Remember, salvation can be yours, sweet bitches o’ mine.
But first…you must kneel, kiss my sleeve…and CONFESS.