Our fierce, fabulous Baby Goat and her Delta Gamma sorority sister, Wedge, went to the big game yesterday at The Rose Bowl with a bunch of other friends — and they had the MOTHERLOVING TIME OF THEIR LIVES. None of them had any real stake in the game, but had all decided, nonetheless, to root for Florida State…because, after all, who doesn’t love APPROPRIATING THE NAME, CULTURE, MUSIC, and SACRED IMAGERY of an entire tribe of ancient peoples whilst WILDLY CHANTING and TOMAHAWK CHOPPING along with 90,000 other drunk motherfuckers in feathered head-dresses and warpaint?
Uh, you know, like my fatass TOTALLY would have done had I been there. FSU’s hypnotic fucking Seminole war chant IS MY GROOVE.
But, I digress.
Anyway, to BRAVELY get into the GREAT SPIRIT of the game (you see how I did that there?), before all the EPIC TAILGATE RAGERS started, they went into Old Town Pasadena to get t-shirts. They then texted me this photo…and when I saw it, the VERY FIRST thing I thought of was this:
BCS National Championship Game ticket: $200
Parking at The Rose Bowl for The BCS National Championship Game: $50
Copious Amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon in the can: $40
Commemorative BCS 2014 T-shirt: $20
Standing At The T-shirt Kiosk And Changing Your Team Allegiance Without The Bat Of A Fucking Eye After Realizing That You Look FAR Better In Navy Blue Than You Do In Garnet & Gold: PRICELESS
GODDAMN, I LOVE THESE BABIES!