Inane Muff Edict #488: I hereby officially decree 2015 as the Year of The MAGNIFICENT Dinner Party — whereupon I shall don my faux-Pucci caftan, ready the orange mod fondue-pot, dust off the Eydie Gorme albums, and summon to my and Gregory‘s GLORIOUS vintage Heywood Wakefield dining table various clusters and gaggles of all the FABULOUS, FASCINATING FRIENDS from all different factions of our life together — writers, artists, actors, cholas, singers, scientists, seamstresses, sodomites, musicians, magicians, cartoonists, comedians, crafters, activists, drag queens, photographers, producers, performers, zinesters, hookers, degenerates, trolls, rogues, ruffians, and n’er do wells of all backgrounds and varying criminal histories…and then SHOVEL THEM YUMMY GRUB and FACILITATE them all collaborating creatively and falling madly in love with each other every bit as much as I am MADLY IN LOVE with all of them.

I like friends, I like food, I like fun. Oh, yeah…and most of all:


I really am a Lucky Slut — and don’t think my trashy Fresno self don’t know it.



About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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