Inane Muff Edict #488: I hereby officially decree 2015 as the Year of The MAGNIFICENT Dinner Party — whereupon I shall don my faux-Pucci caftan, ready the orange mod fondue-pot, dust off the Eydie Gorme albums, and summon to my and Gregory‘s GLORIOUS vintage Heywood Wakefield dining table various clusters and gaggles of all the FABULOUS, FASCINATING FRIENDS from all different factions of our life together — writers, artists, actors, cholas, singers, scientists, seamstresses, sodomites, musicians, magicians, cartoonists, comedians, crafters, activists, drag queens, photographers, producers, performers, zinesters, hookers, degenerates, trolls, rogues, ruffians, and n’er do wells of all backgrounds and varying criminal histories…and then SHOVEL THEM YUMMY GRUB and FACILITATE them all collaborating creatively and falling madly in love with each other every bit as much as I am MADLY IN LOVE with all of them.
I like friends, I like food, I like fun. Oh, yeah…and most of all:
FATTIE LIKES FLAVOR!
I really am a Lucky Slut — and don’t think my trashy Fresno self don’t know it.
Let the INTRICATE CRAFTING OF THE GUEST LISTS COMMENCE!