I have said this many times before, but it bears repeating more on this UNIMAGINABLY TRAGIC DAY than it ever has:
MAKE NO MISTAKE…the harder that The Thought Terrorists of The World attempt to stifle, censor, silence, and destroy those who satirize politics, culture, and religion…the HARDER and FIERCER motherfuckers like me, my friends, my colleagues, and those FEARLESS editorial cartoonists — who were senselessly murdered today in Paris for speaking THEIR MINDS and speaking THEIR TRUTHS — will push back.
Trust me, IGNORANT, DICKLESS, MASKED ASSHOLES of The World…there is SO MUCH MORE COMING. An ENDLESS stream of IRREVERENT voices — who don’t fear you, respect you, or GIVE A FUCK what you think, feel, or believe — OPENLY MOCKING ALL THAT YOU ARE…which, as you have shown us today, IDN’T MUCH.
But, the very best part? That with your despicable, inhuman actions today, know that it was YOU who summoned us all forth to rise up together against you and reveal you as the truly PATHETIC, IRRELEVANT, COWARDLY WORMS that you are.
You have won…NOTHING.
(Artwork by the brilliant Lucille Clerc.)
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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