Surprising though it may seem — being that I am from Fresno, and all — I don’t yet have a single tattoo inked upon this smooth, svelte, gazelle-like body…but if my fatass WERE to go under the gun…this marvelous, meaningful design would be one I would most definitely consider:
A Wonder Woman-themed NC — because, like SO many of the FIERCE broads I know and love and with whose talent and inspiration I constantly surround myself…I am a wonder, I am a woman, and, most of all, I am a SERIOUS GOTTDAMNED NON-COMPLIANT.
#wellbehavedwomenrarelymakehistory #unreasonablewomenchangetheworld #ncthatsme #yourenotthebossofme #imbutch #allgirlstothefront
EDITED TO ADD: It has been generously pointed out to me by my friend, Miss Cricket Lee — an EPIC Gamer Girl who would SERIOUSLY KNOW — that this color/design scheme is not, in fact, from Wonder Woman…but MS. MARVEL! HURRAY FOR NON-COMPLIANT SUPERPOWER PUNANIS! Thank you, Miss Cricket!
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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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