Tagged by my GLORIOUS GUSBAND…that INSUFFERABLE CUNT, Miss Jackie Beat.

Rules: Don’t think about it too long, but list 15 movies that will stay with you always.

Because it’s my lucky goddamned number and my favorite goddamned number, and because I am a GODDAMNED WRETCHED OLD REBEL TROLLOP…I did 17.

1) Rosemary’s Baby
2) Valley of The Dolls
3) Cabaret
4) Casino
5) What’s Up, Doc?
6) Reds
7) Hard Day’s Night
8) The Way We Were
9) The Man Who Came To Dinner
10) Auntie Mame
11) The Royal Tenenbaums
12) Arthur
13) The Godfather
14) Mrs. Parker and The Vicious Circle
15) Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
16) The Turning Point
17) The Breakfast Club

(Edited to add a VERY SPECIAL MENTION: Paris is FUCKING Burning!)


About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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