The Seven Deadly Sins; Day 1 — Pride. Seven awesome things about yourself:
1) I’m a HUGE belly laugher – and I can and do belly laugh at ANYTHING…even tragedy and horror. In fact, belly laughing is how I survive tragedy and horror.
2) I possess an absolutely inhuman ability to improvise, adapt, and overcome. I am like a ruthless, belly laughing cockroach in a black dress and red lipstick.
3) I can keep secrets like a motherfucker. LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
4) To those who are worthy of my devotion, I AM LOYAL TO THE DEATH.
5) I am an uncanny judge of character. Give me just five minutes – and I GOTCHA.
6) If you are my friend, I can absolutely guarantee that you will never, ever, ever experience any drama with me. When it comes to relationships, I am COMPLETELY drama-free. I like it like BUTTAH.
7) I fuck on the first date.