So, a couple weeks ago, my fatass shimmied into a black dress an Abe Lincoln brooch from my FAVORITE jewelry shop, SCHMUTZERLAND, (Abe’s a BABE!), expertly applied some Russian Red, and sashayed down into the basement of a Metseecan restaurant in Silver Lake so I could witness the legendary, much-lauded, Los Angeles TOAST OF THE MOTHERFUCKING TOWN:
The Golden Girlz!
SO BRILLIANT! After BELLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD until my gunt ached and my face hurt, Your Own Insolent Correspondent insisted on a photo with her AWESOME Squad for posterity:
Cassandra Peterson (Elvira!), Drew Droege (Rose!), Jackie Beat (Dorothy!), Sam Pancake (Sophia!), and Sherry Vine( Blanche!). Such marvelous broads. I LOVE YOU ALL with ALL MY FAT, BLACK, WICKED HEART!
Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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