I received a comment this morning that my posting this meme on my wall a few days ago was making an unfair blanket statement about one group of people and that it was out of line.

My response:

Good Morning. My mother was brutally and regularly raped and sodomized by the family priest from the time she was six until the time she was thirteen. After such horrific trauma, it could perhaps be argued that every bad decision regarding men that she subsequently made in her entire life (and trust me, there were many) was the result of those unspeakable sexual assaults that started when she was just a tiny girl until an age when it was actually physically possible for her to become pregnant, in a time, may I remind you, LONG before abortion was safe, legal, or available. Remember, also, that according to the teachings of The Catholic Church, she would have burned in Hell eternally for ALL TIME for even considering it.

It could be further argued that those bad decisions subsequently affected the lives of not only myself but the lives of my eight brothers and sisters, as well — many of whom are profound substance abusers or already dead from profound substance abuse. I guess it could also be argued that ol’ Father Degauleretta from St. Alphonsus Church in Fresno, California fucked ME and my brothers and sisters in the ass — in those closets, cloisters, and confessional booths — as well. The collateral damage within my family caused by the UNSPEAKABLE crimes committed in God’s House on “holy ground” against my innocent baby mother all those years ago is UNIMAGINABLE — and that priest, if there is, in fact, a HELL, currently dwells within it…forever enshrined in a FLICKERING PYRE A MILE HIGH, bent over and being savagely sodomized by dark angels UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

Which, according to the laws of his beloved church…HE FUCKING DESERVES.

So, I would like to say that your comment is just rubbing ME the wrong way and that I could give a shit about which side of the fence you are working from and that I strongly resent and object to someone coming on MY page and telling me that “nobody should be making statements” like the one I have made and, finally, that I have the MOTHERFUCKING, COCKSUCKING, CHILD-RAPING, GOD-HIDING, FORKED-TONGUE-HISSING, LIFE-DESTROYING RIGHT TO POST WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT ON MY OWN FACEBOOK PAGE…because my beautiful mother, my magnificent siblings, and myself HAVE EARNED THAT RIGHT IN WAYS THAT YOU, Offended Reader, CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FUCKING FATHOM.

In closing — and this goes for anyone else reading this — if you disagree with or are offended by ANYTHING I post here, please cordially feel free to not only UNFRIEND, but BLOCK ME…and that way you will henceforth be protected from being further exposed to my problematic micro-aggressions and rampant, ruthless safe-space violations. Thank you so much for chiming in.

Anybody else wanna act as a defender, champion, or apologist for The Catholic Church?


About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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