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Raging Muff Fact #666:

The Catholic Church once told me to shut my mouth when I fiercely and angrily confronted them about the atrocities committed against my beautiful Mother when she was still a child.

They laughed, told me to take my lies and leave.

They told me that to publicly accuse their powerful holy institution of such crimes would only bring shame upon my family.

They told me that the church would call upon its endless resources to discredit me and those others like me.

They smirked and dismissed me and told me that I — a powerless 21 year old girl — would never survive the storm.

And, I looked that slithering bishop right in the eye, smirked right back at him and said:

I AM THE STORM, MOTHERFUCKER.

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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
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