You live your life right.
You get up every morning and be the absolute best person you can be.
You support art.
You give to charity.
You show gratitude for every kindness that is done for you.
You send love and light out into the world with your every thought and action.
You reach for your dreams and work hard with all that you are to make them come true.
And then one day you wake up…and find that you’re NOTHING BUT A ROTTEN, GODDAMNED, FRITO-SMELLING, NYQIL-GUZZLING, MOTHERLOVING, CHIHUAHUA MATTRESS.