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Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

miss emma

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

  Someone recently asked me how I’d like to be remembered after my death, and this is what I told them: I’d like people to remember me as Emma Goldman…with yarns, queens, brooches, dogs, and dick jokes. ‪#‎feistyoldbroadstothefront‬

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rue the day

Posted on June 8, 2016 by muffybolding

Blanche: “Ah! Look at the shameless way she’s flirtin’ with him. DIS-GUSTIN’!” Rose: “You flirted with him.” Blanche: “I’m from the South. Flirting is part of my heritage.” Rose: “What do you mean?” Dorothy: “Her mother was a slut, too.” … Continue reading →

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silver string

Posted on June 7, 2016 by muffybolding

Tonight we stand aloft on the shoulders of the many POWERFUL, FEARLESS, VISIONARY, IMMOVABLE, UNYIELDING, WARRIOR PRIESTESSES who came before us and waged fierce battles against men and risked EVERYTHING and never looked back and never gave up the fight … Continue reading →

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vote

Posted on June 7, 2016 by muffybolding

Elbows up. ALL GIRLS TO THE FRONT. ‪#‎hrc‬  ‪#‎hrc2016‬ ‪#‎imwithher‬ ‪#‎shesfuckingdueman‬‪#‎nowisthetimeforallgoodbroadstocometotheaidoftheparty‬‪#‎nowisthetimeforallgooddudestocometotheaidoftheparty‬ ‪#‎california‬ ‪#‎caprimary2016‬ ‪#‎votebitches‬ ‪#‎oldbroadstothefront‬ ‪#‎floridaevansneckstothefront‬  

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goatie lou

Posted on June 7, 2016 by muffybolding

Oh, hey…just one more Proud Mama indulgence! I promise! Here be our other FIERCE, FABULOUS Baby Girl, Annie, who is seen here galavanting her tiny Goat Heinie all over Las Vegas a couple of weeks ago with her adorable boyfriend, … Continue reading →

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betty sue

Posted on June 7, 2016 by muffybolding

Oh, hey…while I am VERILY SWIMMING in Girl Power this Election Day…if you would please indulge a proud Mama for just a moment so that I might shout my barbaric yawp from the rooftops of the world that both our … Continue reading →

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kamala

Posted on June 7, 2016 by muffybolding

SWING, BABY! ‪#‎allgirlstothefront‬ ‪#‎allbroadstothefront‬ ‪#‎brilliantfierceaccomplishedANDhot‬? ‪#‎imin‬ ‪#‎kamalaharris‬

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bebe goat

Posted on June 7, 2016 by muffybolding

Voted for Hillary with a FIERCE, DEFIANT, JOYFUL Baby Goat by my side. ‪#‎mamapride‬ ‪#‎allgirlstothefront‬ ‪#‎werewithher‬  ‪#‎ovariesintheovaloffice‬ ‪#‎bitchesgetshitdone‬ ‪#‎nowisthetimeforallgoodbroadstocometotheaidoftheparty‬ ‪#‎hrc2016‬

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l’orange

Posted on June 7, 2016 by muffybolding

As annoying and tiresome as is all this snipping and sniping and embittered battling and infighting over here on The Left with The EPIC Showdown at The OK Corral that is the current, patently-fractured Democratic Party…my truest sympathies today go … Continue reading →

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viv

Posted on June 7, 2016 by muffybolding

And, then, there’s what REALLY FUCKIN’ MATTERS. ‪#‎missviv‬ ‪#‎oblivianamarmelstein‬ ‪#‎moonofmylife‬  ‪#‎motherofdragons‬ ‪#‎thatsababy‬ ‪#‎motherlikethtokithheronthelipth‬

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