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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

“if not for that rancid bubble of air…”

Posted on January 16, 2007 by muffybolding

“I saw some dark parts of America … an ugly side of America … a side of America that rarely sees the light of day. I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my costar Ken Davitian. Ken, … Continue reading →

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talk about your starstuff

Posted on January 12, 2007 by muffybolding

Like I tell my babies, god isn’t necessarily in some tissuey book or intimidating building — but just as sure as I live and breathe…god is definitely right here among us. Watching this fills me with more wonder, awe, and … Continue reading →

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le RAW es mort

Posted on January 11, 2007 by muffybolding

Robert Anton Wilson leaves his body on binary date 01/11. Thank you for opening my mind, Sir Bob. I would quite literally not be the same person without all that I learned from you. Oh, and I assure you…being the … Continue reading →

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happy, happy!

Posted on January 7, 2007 by muffybolding

Self-repudiated and patently denied or not, she was, in fact, born on this day…therefore, I would like to wish a most Happy Birthday to Miss . Gregory and I and the babies miss you like mad. Forget London! Come back … Continue reading →

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what happens in lost wages, stays in lost wages

Posted on January 6, 2007 by muffybolding

Well, we are here. CES 2007 in beautiful downtown Lost Wages, Nevada! It annoys Gregory like mad everytime I call it Lost Wages, so I have to try and fit it in as much as I possibly can, gottddamnit. People … Continue reading →

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why does this not surprise me in the least…

Posted on January 3, 2007 by muffybolding

It seems our own delightful Fruitcake Lady was not only just the belly laugh of the gottdamned century — she was Truman Capote’s aunt. Keep Miss Puss Clean.

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muffy cobain

Posted on December 30, 2006 by muffybolding

New sunglasses:

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muffy sellers

Posted on December 30, 2006 by muffybolding

New glasses:

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princess power point

Posted on December 30, 2006 by muffybolding

1. My just younger sister, Mo, very nearly died this week. Her periods have always been extreme, but I guess this time was the Grandaddy of All Bloodlettings. By the time my brother-in-law got her to her doctor’s office, she … Continue reading →

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“first sentence, 2006” meme

Posted on December 29, 2006 by muffybolding

January: The best part is, in high school I was voted (more than once) “The Girl Most Likely To Have An Affair With Her Poetry Professor.” February: Okay, first things first: Nashville is motherfucking COLD. March: Oscar Review:/ I absolutely … Continue reading →

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