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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

for my treasured friend, paul stolp…who is a damned fine writer.

Posted on December 13, 2006 by muffybolding

“My father was very sure about certain matters pertaining to the universe. To him, all good things — trout as well as eternal salvation — come by grace and grace comes by art and art does not come easy.” — … Continue reading →

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lavish me with gifts, motherfuckers!

Posted on December 11, 2006 by muffybolding

Xmas Stocking leave a gift for muffybolding your username: your gift: (30 characters or less) get your stocking

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pure fucking genius

Posted on December 11, 2006 by muffybolding

“What happened here was a miracle…and I want you to fucking acknowledge it.”

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SO ALL

Posted on December 11, 2006 by muffybolding

From my most favoritest Disney movie of all time. Yeah. This is how you do it:

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graphic query

Posted on December 10, 2006 by muffybolding

Does anyone know where these background animal illustrations are from? They look so familiar, but I just can’t seem to place them. Perhaps some Little Golden Book from the hideous 70’s or something? Thanks!

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chart a course for a change of chonies

Posted on December 7, 2006 by muffybolding

The world can now come to an end and I don’t give a shit, because all I know is this: Monday night, at some fancy Hollywood fete honoring actors and performers from the Asian community, my best friend and writing … Continue reading →

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memeography

Posted on December 4, 2006 by muffybolding

1: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY? Making out with my sexy husband in the electronics section at Costco. I’m such a shameless hooker. 2: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING? Dreaming of Kurt and turtles. 3: WHAT WERE … Continue reading →

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death comes to us all

Posted on December 1, 2006 by muffybolding

Farewell, Clamor Magazine.

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se7en

Posted on December 1, 2006 by muffybolding

Write 7 random facts about yourself, then tag 7 people to do the same. 1. Ted Hughes and Sylvia Plath saved my life. 2. My husband is listed as one of the producers on the recent Nirvana boxed set because … Continue reading →

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a hot meme before my hot bath

Posted on November 29, 2006 by muffybolding

List ten fictional characters you’d bang around with, and then tag five people to do the same: (By my twisted, libertine reckoning…if bangin’ around with ten is good, thirteen is even better.) 1. Hubbell Gardner (from The Way We Were, … Continue reading →

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