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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

BFF, baby

Posted on November 11, 2006 by muffybolding

She’s the most beautiful and brilliant dame I have ever known — and I have known many. There is no one remotely like her anywhere else in the universe and I am proud and privileged to call her my best … Continue reading →

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“one pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small…”

Posted on November 10, 2006 by muffybolding

A few hours ago, this dapper fellow and his darling wifey dropped their son off at our house for a sleep-over. I defy anyone to tell me my life is not surreal.

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hideous

Posted on November 9, 2006 by muffybolding

This has been — without a doubt — the oddest, most disquieting week I have ever experienced here on livejournal. Is there something in the water? Is Mercury in retrograde? Has everyone lost their gottdamned mind? What the fuck is … Continue reading →

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tenderly lifted from

Posted on November 7, 2006 by muffybolding

Music to vote by. The positively brilliant Asylum Street Spankers:

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witches…start your brooms

Posted on November 7, 2006 by muffybolding

Michael Moore’s 5 Good Reasons To Vote Today: November, 7th, 2006 1. IT’S A NATIONAL REFERENDUM. Although candidates’ names will be on the ballot today, this election is NOT about this candidate or that candidate. Make no mistake about it: … Continue reading →

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VOTE, motherfuckers

Posted on November 7, 2006 by muffybolding
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wicked queens

Posted on November 5, 2006 by muffybolding

Two sides of the same coin; Billy and I at The Night of a 1000 Villains Halloween Party, 2006, Los Angeles. Christ, I just can’t get off that goddamned Blackberry, can I?

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wicked queen

Posted on November 4, 2006 by muffybolding

So, last Saturday night we had our massive, annual Halloween bash at a very cool new club downtown: The Edison Bar. It’s located in the ancient brick bowels of a gorgeous old building in a space that used to be … Continue reading →

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memories…light the corners of my mind

Posted on November 3, 2006 by muffybolding

I had a big scrapbook when I was a teenager — one into which I would lovingly paste concert ticket stubs, pictures, letters, notes, hospital bracelets, friendship bracelets, pressed flowers, report cards, dance bids, fast food napkins, and other assorted … Continue reading →

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raw

Posted on October 26, 2006 by muffybolding

Gregory and I met him a few years ago at a conference on human consciousness in Port Angeles, Washington — and age and a physical disability had already started taking their toll even then…but that certainly didn’t stop him from … Continue reading →

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