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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

surface of the sun

Posted on October 24, 2006 by muffybolding

Oh, yes…and to everyone on my friends list who is bitching about how miserable cold and wintery it is where they be, I have the following message: It is in the 90’s here all week. Go fuck yourselves. Hey, , … Continue reading →

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froggie blowjob

Posted on October 23, 2006 by muffybolding

This video is a right belly laugher, ’tis true…but the main reason I lifted this from the gorgeous motdujour and am reposting it here, is to let you in on the following bit of trivia, which is 100% true, so … Continue reading →

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genius

Posted on October 22, 2006 by muffybolding

I have made yet another executive decision. Upon my death, I wish for the following picture of my friend, Kelly (), to be set onto my sarcophagus — with absolutely no explanation whatsoever. This photo rocks me in life…and shall … Continue reading →

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i LOVE this.

Posted on October 21, 2006 by muffybolding

Take one film — one single film in the entire history of films — and claim it as your own. Which film would it be? What is the one film that says the most about who you are? What you … Continue reading →

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for my zinester comrades

Posted on October 18, 2006 by muffybolding

From my great friend and girl crush, Miss Traci Jean Burns — the English teacher we all wish we’d had in college. Pony up if you are able, my pretties, as it’s a very worthy cause — and do tell … Continue reading →

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the good ol’ days

Posted on October 14, 2006 by muffybolding

For my sweet honeychild, miss — who is the only other person I know who loves this marvelously nelly horseshit just as much as I do and whose heart, I am sure, verily bursts with joy when she sees it…just … Continue reading →

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friday confession

Posted on October 13, 2006 by muffybolding

Well, as many of you already know, when I am driving around — alone in my car — I frequently speak aloud to the grandbabies I shall someday hopefully have…and I do so only in a Scottish brogue. There is … Continue reading →

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lunchie

Posted on October 13, 2006 by muffybolding

Yesterday I had an exquisite and interesting lunch with at the best goddamned restaurant — Hugo’s in Studio City. SO GOOD (both the food AND the company!) Don’t let him fool you — he is FAR more charming than he … Continue reading →

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book him, danno

Posted on October 13, 2006 by muffybolding

You people rule the school. I cannot believe all the great book suggestions you made for the boy. Even though we could choose only one for this particular assignment, oy!, the reading list we have started! He is mighty excited, … Continue reading →

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zines and teens and the mamas who love them

Posted on October 13, 2006 by muffybolding

She never ceases to amaze me with her insight and honesty. I consider hers one of the most unique and profoundly important voices in alternative parenting today; it is certainly one of my favorites. Her truths are sometimes staggering and … Continue reading →

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