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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

birthday for a cute pig

Posted on July 5, 2005 by muffybolding

Happy Birthday to the bestest friend and boyfriend a dame could ever have. And even though we spent our wedding anniversay last month out to dinner with my first darling husband — and we had both forgotten that it even … Continue reading →

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friday confessional meme

Posted on July 1, 2005 by muffybolding

“Ten Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Me” Meme 10) I am unable to watch a period film (Old West, Medieval, Biblical, etc.) without being completely pre-occupied with and frequently commenting on the unimagineable bodily hygiene of those involved. After … Continue reading →

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from china’s journal

Posted on June 18, 2005 by muffybolding

From the Austin Chronicle: Allison Crews by Abe Louise Young It is with great sadness that we recognize the passing of Allison Noelle Crews, born Aug. 26, 1982. Hip mama extraordinaire, lesbian, writer, and activist, Allison was the longtime editor … Continue reading →

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flapper

Posted on June 8, 2005 by muffybolding

Who’s got the cutest prom baby in the world? Mama do. That’s my girl, Betsy, on the right — the one who looks like Zelda Fitzgerald — and one of her best friends, Courtney, getting ready to go to their … Continue reading →

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brilliant

Posted on June 4, 2005 by muffybolding

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Miss Sally O’Malley and I am 50 years of age. And I like to kick it, and stretch it back, and kick it again! I love it…I love every second of it. Actress Brooke … Continue reading →

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Posted on June 2, 2005 by muffybolding

Thanks to everyone who has expressed interest in helping me clean up my living room by taking that Dell printer off my hands, goddamnit! And to keep it all fair and on the up and up, your names will be … Continue reading →

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steve gutenberg bible

Posted on June 1, 2005 by muffybolding

This might seem like an odd question…but who needs a color printer? We bought a new Dell computer two weeks ago, and it came with a color printer. Since we are already in posession of a printer, we now have … Continue reading →

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no-talent scientology meathook

Posted on May 31, 2005 by muffybolding

Goddamn, this crazy, arrogant, self-righteous, sawed-off, messiah-complex-ridden bastard is GOIN’ DOWN — and the very best part is, he will do it ALL to himself. And good for you, Brookie — you tell him. Like I always say regarding post-partum … Continue reading →

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muchos besos to miss katie, miss stacey, and miss bee

Posted on May 30, 2005 by muffybolding

Wow. It seems I was lucky enough to get a fab plug in today’s Pop Culturephile column, penned by the marvelous mama writer, Katie Allison Granju. Ms. Granju, the author of Attachment Parenting — one of the most influential and … Continue reading →

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to my sweet farmGIRL

Posted on May 29, 2005 by muffybolding

I love you, Uncle Butchie.

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