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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

feel it

Posted on October 29, 2004 by muffybolding

From The Daily Kos Nevada Is Fired Up by Trapper John Fri Oct 29th, 2004 at 22:15:56 GMT I’m at the Big Dog rally in Las Vegas, and it’s insane. There’ve gotta be over 10,000 people in line, and God … Continue reading →

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my new drag name: scatologica jones

Posted on October 29, 2004 by muffybolding

Okay, fine. If no one else is going to say it outloud, I fucking will. I am positively giddy listening to all of these dignified, professional news reporters and media pundits…as they pause, cringe, and mumble their way through the … Continue reading →

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a little further down the rabbit hole we go…

Posted on October 29, 2004 by muffybolding

I am, quite literally, speechless. Bin Laden threatens more attacks in new tape CTV.ca News Staff Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has appeared on a new videotape directly admitting to organizing the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks and threatening more … Continue reading →

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you better start ‘splainin’, lucy

Posted on October 29, 2004 by muffybolding

NASA photo analyst: Bush wore a device during debate Physicist says imaging techniques prove the president’s bulge was not caused by wrinkled clothing. By Kevin Berger Oct. 29, 2004 | George W. Bush tried to laugh off the bulge. “I … Continue reading →

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hope

Posted on October 29, 2004 by muffybolding

In which a slightly wistful Muffalina subtly rewords an old, surprisingly apt 80’s song to fit the current times. With sincerest apologies to Sir Gordon Sumner: I Hope The Republicans Love Their Children, Too How can I save my little … Continue reading →

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read it and weep…

Posted on October 28, 2004 by muffybolding

and then get thine tender asses — as well as the tender asses of your mothers, grandmothers, aunts, sisters, daughters, wives, friends, lovers, hookers, housekeepers, doctors, drug-dealers, grocery clerks, and other assorted people in your life who are in fortunate … Continue reading →

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and the last shall be first

Posted on October 28, 2004 by muffybolding

I just listened to a wonderful program on NPR where the discussion was about the youth and minority vote in this country. Russell Simmons — black entrepreneur, political activist, and dignified cultural champion — who is currently on the road … Continue reading →

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calibos…my hideous, disfigured, satanic, be-cloven-hooved son:

Posted on October 28, 2004 by muffybolding

Mark and remember: From http://www.electoral-vote.com “Several lawyers have contacted me about the issue of what to do if you show up to vote and the election officials say you are not registered. Here is the procedure. First, be absolutely sure … Continue reading →

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YET ANOTHER BELLY LAUGHER FROM THE RIGHT

Posted on October 28, 2004 by muffybolding

Revelation 13:18 THIS, insane neo-con christian motherfuckers. I got your beast HANGIN’. Kerry tied to ‘666’? Images of Democrat in Iowa show ‘beastly’ number all over TV screen October 27, 2004 Was it a biblical warning or just imaginations running … Continue reading →

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for some occasions…

Posted on October 27, 2004 by muffybolding

there simply are no words. …..

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