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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

so call me a turncoat

Posted on October 27, 2004 by muffybolding

I loathe the man, but I gotta say…this picture made me HUGELY BELLY SMILE.

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happy 72nd birthday, sylvie

Posted on October 27, 2004 by muffybolding

From yet another romantic, tempestuous American girl whose life you changed. Fever 103 Pure? What does it mean? The tongues of hell Are dull, dull as the triple Tongues of dull, fat Cerebus Who wheezes at the gate. Incapable Of … Continue reading →

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stunning

Posted on October 26, 2004 by muffybolding

Andrew Sullivan, influential blogger, longtime Bush supporter, and Log Cabin Republican, soberly and eloquently pens the endorsement he “once never thought he’d write”: Why I Am Supporting John Kerry

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oh, lawdie, i am gonna burn for this one

Posted on October 26, 2004 by muffybolding

“Where’s OUR Oswald?” — a t-shirt slogan recently spotted adorning the audacious chest of one Marshall Mathers (Eminem) during a national television interview

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“This is the Sopranos in the White House.”

Posted on October 25, 2004 by muffybolding

Anyone who reads this and is not terrified for the future of our country…is a fool. From the Los Angeles Times: Karl Rove: America’s Mullah This election is about Rovism, and the outcome threatens to transform the U.S. into an … Continue reading →

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go get ’em, mikie

Posted on October 25, 2004 by muffybolding

As far as I’m concerned, this guy oughta fucking be canonized: Rent Fahrenheit 911 For Free October 18, 2004 MICHAEL MOORE ANNOUNCES “FAHRENHEIT FOR FREE” OCTOBER 26 VIDEO STORES ACROSS THE NATION TO RENT CUSTOMERS “FAHRENHEIT 9/11” FREE OF CHARGE … Continue reading →

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one motivated yenta: PRICELESS

Posted on October 20, 2004 by muffybolding

How fucking ALL-talent is it that my mother-in-law — progressive jew and therapist — is traveling to New Mexico next week, on her own dime, to work the phone banks for the Democratic National Committee? She is also co-ordinating rides … Continue reading →

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Posted on October 20, 2004 by muffybolding

Please believe me when I tell you that this Democrat will not go down without a serious fight this time around. If the Republicans think they can steal this election the same way they did in 2000 — when the … Continue reading →

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hey, kids…let’s put on a show!

Posted on October 20, 2004 by muffybolding

If you are able to make it, do come out and sing with the family. I cannot even begin to tell you just how gottdamned excited I am to finally meet everyone. I could just pee. From the Soft Skull … Continue reading →

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poetry meme…ganked from

Posted on October 19, 2004 by muffybolding

When you see this, post a poem. Okay. You got it. And when I post a poem, I do not fuck around, my friends. I go straight to the top of the heap. Read it. Read it and weep. Now … Continue reading →

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