Author Archives: muffybolding

Unknown's avatar

About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

mandatory

Posted on October 3, 2004 by muffybolding

If you’re not reading the following blog every goddamned day — shame on you, petulant bitchhawg. You NEED to be. That El Salvadoran DEITY, Kos, rocks my fucking world. In my opinion, if the Democrats win this election, it is … Continue reading →

Posted in categories can suck my dick | 6 Comments

happy, happy

Posted on October 3, 2004 by muffybolding

Happy Birthday to one of the most wise, beloved, and popular lj friends around — ! Angie…your entries remain amongst my favorites. They frequently make my day…and always make me think. Much love to you this day, mama.

Posted in categories can suck my dick | 1 Comment

exhibitionist

Posted on October 1, 2004 by muffybolding

This morning when I woke up I was so gottdamned giddy about the outcome of last night’s debate, that I printed up the following in HUGE black letters…and hung it in my front kitchen window for all the cocksucking Repubs … Continue reading →

Posted in categories can suck my dick | 7 Comments

drop your cocks and grab your socks

Posted on October 1, 2004 by muffybolding

Jazzed about the debate? Translate it into action! DONATE to the DNC: https:/www.democrats.org/support/kerry.html?dsc=NETA505&team=3 DONATE to KE04 GELAC fund (pays for legal fees): https:/contribute.johnkerry.com/gelac.html DONATE to moveon.org: https://www.moveon.org/donatec4/creditcard.html Be active: 1. Write LTEs to newspapers, including some local ones. I cannot … Continue reading →

Posted in categories can suck my dick | 3 Comments

it shall set you free

Posted on October 1, 2004 by muffybolding

OCTOBER 1, 2004 How bad was it for Bush? So bad that FOX News’ website didn’t even run any poll. So bad that all Matt Drudge could try and boast about on his website was that some Democrat called it … Continue reading →

Posted in categories can suck my dick | Leave a comment

harsh truth

Posted on September 30, 2004 by muffybolding

“I’m not saying that John Kerry has all the answers, but Bush has none, and he’s cheating off of Dick Cheney’s paper.” –Bill Maher

Posted in categories can suck my dick | 1 Comment

“all free today!”

Posted on September 30, 2004 by muffybolding

BAGHDAD, Iraq (Sept. 30) – A string of bombs killed 35 children and wounded scores of others as U.S. troops handed out candy Thursday at a government-sponsored celebration to inaugurate a sewage plant. It was the largest death toll of … Continue reading →

Posted in categories can suck my dick | 2 Comments

calling all those of good conscience!

Posted on September 30, 2004 by muffybolding

nicked from From the DNC: Tonight, don’t let George Bush’s henchmen steal another victory. We need your online help immediately after the debate, so save this email, print it out, and have it ready with you as you watch the … Continue reading →

Posted in categories can suck my dick | Leave a comment

reader’s digest version

Posted on September 29, 2004 by muffybolding

I am working in LA several days a week — writing scripts that will air on the Disney Channel at the end of October. My darling babies will be extras in a big Halloween party scene. Look for the cutest … Continue reading →

Posted in categories can suck my dick | 13 Comments

i’m so fucking punk rawk i can hardly stand myself…

Posted on September 10, 2004 by muffybolding

SHYEAH RIGHT (but I DO still miss my babies, if that counts for anything at all…) You’re a punk rock mommy! DIY is probably yourmotto, because you’re a punk mama at heart.Your kids are getting your independent spiritand guts, and … Continue reading →

Posted in categories can suck my dick | 1 Comment