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About muffybolding

Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. She has the mouth of a Teamster, and her patron saint is Rocco (pestilence relief.) Ms. Bolding lives in Southern California, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", the compilation zine, "Mamaphiles III: Coming Home", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.

my sweet davy

Posted on July 15, 2003 by muffybolding

I ask you…is there anyone out there who loves Dave Grohl as much as I do? “I want to see some big, fat, purple hickeys. No one gives hickeys anymore. I used to wear hickey necklaces. I used to wear … Continue reading →

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community

Posted on July 8, 2003 by muffybolding

Last Sunday afternoon, my darling cute piglet husband and I were on a date, and we ended up perusing the shelves at Bluestocking Books, a really fab used bookstore here in San Diego. We walked in and almost right away … Continue reading →

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notes all strung together

Posted on July 8, 2003 by muffybolding

Several of the marvelous dames on my lj friends list have listed their current top ten fave songs — and have thus inspired me to ponder my very own. Of course, being the greedy, guzzling bitchhawg that I am, limiting … Continue reading →

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mamaphonic

Posted on July 8, 2003 by muffybolding

I am currently working on a piece to be submitted to Mamaphonic — an anthology of essays by mamas, who also happen to be artists, explaining just how it is that they maintain their art, their space, their vision — … Continue reading →

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katie, we hardly knew ye…

Posted on July 1, 2003 by muffybolding

i am a lifelong theatre geek, and although i adore the work of katharine hepburn — and readily admit to a serious worship of sorts in regard to her pose (and oh, what a glorious pose it was, goddamnit) — … Continue reading →

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librarian

Posted on June 28, 2003 by muffybolding

Librarian I have loved a hundred men — Traveled the earth, sought them out, perused The cafes, cathedrals, universities, auto Shops, seaports, and hardware stores, acquiring each Of them, a hundred strong, judging none By just his cover. They are … Continue reading →

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the brute-booted sleep nazis are back…

Posted on July 12, 2001 by muffybolding

and at it again with a vengeance. They are vermicious little twerps with cloying voices and wall eyes that hungrily follow me to both sides of the room at once…as I split into two halves in a desperate attempt to … Continue reading →

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37 and CUTE :)

Posted on July 4, 2001 by muffybolding

Today was the birthday of America, and tomorrow is the birthday of my dear, Sweet Piglet. I love him so very, very much. He is the most darlingest, the most lovingest, the most brilliantest, and absolutely the most sexiest (even … Continue reading →

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