Author Archives: muffybolding

You goddamned right. You do NOT trifle with Women of a Certain Age because, Honey, we’ve SEEN IT ALL, DONE IT ALL, TURNT IT ALL, and BURNT IT ALL…and we FLAT JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK. Every morning, Old Broads … Continue reading →

“Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of … Continue reading →

If I have ONE mantra by which I live and write and move through this world…it is this: It is never TOO SOON and it is never TOO MUCH. NEVER. ‪#‎fuckit‬ ‪#‎iyamwhatiyamandthatsallthatiyam‬

“Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart.” — Kevyn Aucoin

“The telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.” — Kurt Vonnegut

Your Vicious Correspondent and the FABULOUS performer and Framily Member O’ Mine, Miss Selene Luna.

This one is for Miss Jackie Beat — for reasons which are WELL KNOWN to her.

SO COMPLETELY WHERE I’M HEADED. ‪#‎allhailcarriedonovan‬ ‪#‎itsallaboutthoseglasses‬ ‪#‎thisishowoldbroadsroll‬‪#‎youmaynotwannafuckmeanymorebutgoddamnityouaregonnarememberme‬

“I refuse to admit that I am more than 52…even if that makes my children illegitimate.” — The Fierce and Fabulous Viscountess Nancy Witcher Astor, First woman to sit in the British House of Commons, 1879 – 1964 ‪#‎nancyastorismyspiritanimal‬ ‪#‎fuckoffim27‬ ‪#‎plustaxanddeposit‬‪#‎andshippingandhandling‬ ‪#‎andimporttaxes‬ ‪#‎andrestockingfees‬‪#‎ohgofuckyourself‬ ‪#‎im27‬

All my most fervent Slusbandly love goes out to my gorgeous Gusband, Miss Jackie Beat…who on Sunday lost his fierce, miraculous furry baby, the electrifying, one of a fucking kind…Lil’ Sister. I love you SO MUCH, Blinky Beat! And, that … Continue reading →