Author Archives: muffybolding

Even though I am actually just PLAIN’ OL’ SCANDALOUS TRASH from Fresno and the VERY GODDAMNED ANTITHESIS of NOBLE — I take the old concept of “Artistic Noblesse Oblige” very seriously. VERY. In fact, it is one of the major … Continue reading →

I am SO EXCITED right now that I could honestly piss in my 100% white cotton Target Granny Panties. Tonight? GUSBAND (Gay Husband)/SLUSBAND (Straight Lady Husband) Date Night with MY TWO TRUE LOVE! DELICIOUS vegan dinner and a dance show … Continue reading →

Attention All Desperate Frantic Grasping-At-Straws Logic-Challenged Truth-Denying Dumbfuck Racist Fascist Patriot Pricks: Hillary is going to KICK YOUR ROTTEN HEADS IN IN 2016. It is a MATHEMATICAL CERTAINTY. There is NOTHING YOU CAN DO, NO EMAIL YOU CAN ALTER, and … Continue reading →

This whole latest Right Wing UMBRELLAGATE horseshit reminds of a few years back when I received an email from some Dangerously Imbalanced Fascist Family Members of mine back in Fresno…in which they had forwarded a photograph of Barack Obama with … Continue reading →

I am so sad. Today the world has lost an extraordinary woman, wife, mother, grandmother, mother-in-law, and friend — and one of the most wise, decent, kind, generous, gentle, thoughtful, gracious human beings I have ever had the distinct privilege … Continue reading →

“If we value what we’ve inherited for free — from other women — surely it’s right morally and ethically for us to wake up and say, ‘I’m a feminist. ‘” — Annie Lennox

Though you might find it a rather surprising fact about a SHAMELESS OLD TART like myself, there are, in fact, only two places on the planet where I can comfortably poop away from home: 1) At my writing partner, Doug’s, … Continue reading →

Good afternoon, Mein Delightful Poppets! I have a small, but meaningful, query and thought I’d start here first — amongst my own fierce, degenerate pipples — before going the standard route. Though I already have BRILLIANT management for the film … Continue reading →

In honor of Mother’s Day…a photo of the beautiful, luminous, fierce, fabulous, purple girl who made me a Mama all those many years ago. I love you, Betty Sue!

In a perfect goddamned world…ALL LOLLIPOPS WOULD BE RED.