Author Archives: muffybolding

“I have known Joan Crawford for more than 35 years. I still don’t know her at all. She is the only star I know who manufactured herself. She drew up a blueprint for herself and outlined a beautiful package of … Continue reading →

Mother of god. So, once again, crawling out of the “highly offended” woodwork come all the stereotypical holier-than-though bastards, braying like some judgmental Greek Chorus that getting your six month old half-Nicaraguan daughter’s ears pierced at her Miami pediatrician’s office … Continue reading →

“Tip the world over on its side and…everything loose will land in Los Angeles.” — Frank Lloyd Wright I love this fucking city so much — and all the brilliant misfits and miscreants who dwell within her sparkly walls. Los … Continue reading →

A midday love note — from me…to all the MAGNIFICENT “Confirmed Bachelors” that exuberantly surround me at all times…and assemble — with great affection and distinction — their own wonderful “families”: “Only solitary men know the full joys of friendship. … Continue reading →

I must respectfully disagree with those Facebookers who are offended by this delightful photo meme (none of whom are actually friends of mine, of course) and are calling it abhorrent, sickening, and cruel. By my way of thinking, jokes can … Continue reading →

With Jackie Beat, Selene Luna, and Gregory Babior at The American Idol Finalist Party — playing posh, acting scandalous, scarfing vittles, and taking over the VIP section. Pretty much just generally invading and annoying our betters.

This is my new favorite website — concise, wicked, to the bone. One of the very few I know of that truly speaks to the weary, annoyed, eye-rolling, nostril-flared, cultural loathing that dwells deep within my fat, black little heart: … Continue reading →

Recently, one of the broads on my Facebook friends list publicly derided granny panties, opining that they look like ugly, oversized toddler chonies and that wearing them pretty much means you’ve, “given up.” Yes. Of course. Because I am just … Continue reading →

“Things are sweeter when they’re lost. I know — because once I wanted something and got it. It was the only thing I ever wanted badly…and when I got it, it turned to dust in my hand.” — Scott Fitzgerald

And with this one smooth, dulcet croon from Our Fearless Leader, one can just sense the sudden rush of dew on Herman Miller Aeron Chairs the nation over. Talk about your “TRUE BLACK”, BITCHES. Like I’ve told you before, my … Continue reading →