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dress

#votebitches #imwithher #hrc16 #womancard#dealmyfatassin #allgirlstothefront #alloldbroadstothefront #suckmyleftone

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two

And, by the way, in the VERY unlikely event that Bernie (whom I admire and respect without end) should pull off a miracle, I would like to publicly state that I shall throw ALL of my 5’1″ 160 pounds behind … Continue reading

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hill

  Whatever candidate you may support, the most important thing you do today IS THAT YOU VOTE. I, myself, am heartily heartened by all of the vast legions of people who have back-channeled to confide in me that despite the … Continue reading

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miss ann

On this historic day…I will leave you with this quote from one of the FIERCEST, MOST FEARLESS, MOST FABULOUS BITCHES OF ALL TIME. “If you give us the chance, we can perform. After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred … Continue reading

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drunk uncles

Yeah, chuckle it up, Motherfuckers — I’M NOT JOKING. ‪#‎DRUNKUNCLESisthenameofmynewpunkthugjugband‬ ‪#‎backoffmanimfromfresno‬ ‪#‎yougottareadthebook‬

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she

I have literally been waiting my entire goddamned life — 27 WHOLE YEARS! — to shout as my BARBARIC ESTROGEN-FUELED YAWP from the rooftops of the world: NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD BROADS TO COME TO THE AID … Continue reading

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elbows up

ALL GIRLS TO THE FRONT. #whenshetalksiheartherevolution #‎menhavebroughtustothedgeofruin‬ ‪ #‎itisthetimeforwomen‬ ‪#‎thefutureisfemale‬ ‪#‎oldbroadstothefront‬  ‪#‎HRC2016‬ ‪#‎hillary2016‬    

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we really do

We really do. #hillary2016 #imwithher #bitchesgetshitdone

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get used to me

‘I am America,’ he once declared. ‘I am the part you won’t recognize. But get used to me—black, confident, cocky; my name, not yours; my religion, not yours; my goals, my own. Get used to me.’ — Muhammad Ali  

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the greatest

  From the time I was an adolescent, I had this black and white postcard gladly tacked to a bulletin board in every place I ever lived. I very clearly remember that the first time I ever saw this now-iconic … Continue reading

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