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The fact that this happened at all is extraordinarily amusing. The fact that it happened in Olympia is SHEER FUCKING POETRY. Woman in Witch Costume Robs Washington Bank OLYMPIA, Wash. – A woman dressed as a witch robbed a bank … Continue reading →

You know, sometimes I really fucking loathe the very culture at whose paps even I, myself, hungrily suck. I’m certainly not saying that we deserved 9-11 — but I am saying that sometimes I can almost understand the sheer rage … Continue reading →

Happy Halloween to all my homies on this, the night when the veil between this world and the next is at its very thinnest — and apparently getting stretched damn near to its transparent, diaphanous limits. Let your not-so-little light … Continue reading →

Happy Birthday, Miss Sylvia. You kept me alive.

Leo Horoscope for week of October 27, 2005 Leo (July 23-August 22) The old days and old ways are still subtly influencing every move you make, both for better and for worse. I urge you, therefore, to revisit the life … Continue reading →

I have been railing about this for years to anyone who would listen. You see, I have in my possession, stashed away somewhere in a box in storage, a videotape from the mid-eighties of a very young and VERY CLEARLY … Continue reading →

Jackalfest 2005. The body count continues…

TEN FIRSTS First Best Friend: Christianne Berry. Her mother, Alice, was our French teacher; Alice was a French/Egyptian woman who wore curly-toed genie shoes and HUGE bejeweled rings. She fucking rocked…and so did her daughter. She was the first important … Continue reading →

I would like to wish a magical and happy 40th birthday to my fabulous friend, — one of the most loving, intelligent dames I know. Happy Birthday, Miss Angie. I love you much.

Many grateful and affectionate thanks to our very own for her gift to myself and my family of dinner last night. Because of her thoughtfulness and generosity, not only did I not have to cook whilst recuperating, I did not … Continue reading →