Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

I am SO going. You could not pay me to miss this, baby. My little piece of schadenfreude heaven — held at will-call… So, there. That’ll teach you to mock my husband’s fashion choices (“Nice cords…”) when you are introduced … Continue reading →

God help us all.

What are your plans for the weekend? to drive to LA so a professional make-up artist can get me all dolled up like a kitschy 1940’s telephone operator — complete with huge bouffant, cat-eye glasses, and “i love lucy” lips…all … Continue reading →

So, I get the new issue of hipmama in the mail today — and I’m paging through, skimming, alighting, and perusing…and right there, on page fucking 30… is MY IZZY! Sportin’ a bouffant and slurpin’ on a cherry popsicle, no … Continue reading →

Last night, Gregory and I were watching the episode of “The Daily Show” that originally aired the night of the Vice-Presidential Debate (ALL HAIL THE GRAND AND GLORIOUS TIVO!), and after watching Jonny Stewart crouch down, draw his claws, bare … Continue reading →

After what happened in 2000, I would put NOTHING past these malfeasant toads. Editor’s Note: Please note the beginning of the final paragraph of this story: “The company has been largely, if not entirely funded, by the Republican National Committee.” … Continue reading →

Let me tell you what I love: What I love is that for the past 48 hours, I was a much-respected (and much catered to — what the fuck is up with THAT? Don’t all these eager-to-please people hovering about … Continue reading →

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a … Continue reading →

Today we wandered through Stage 1 on the Disney lot — the vast and musty stage where, among other things, the opening orchestra scene from “Fantasia”, as well as many scenes from “Mary Poppins” (my favorite Disney movie of all … Continue reading →