Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

First of all, my most fervent apologies to those whom I owe correspondence; I have been out of town on film-related work and have been busy and distracted as a motherfucker. So, if you have not heard from me recently, … Continue reading →

Happy Father’s Day to the most extraordinary father a dame could ever have. I love you, Daddy. Tommy at 23 Tom at 63

Who’s been commenting in your journal? 1 muffybolding 282 comments 22.87% of total 2 beelavender 86 comments 6.97% of total 3 sophistimicated 39 comments 3.16% of total 4 owlmother 38 comments 3.08% of total 5 monkeysaurus 35 comments 2.84% of … Continue reading →

….who makes me belly laugh out loud with her tales of substance ingestion and fine Southern mud. TOYOTA REMOVES PEYOTE SCENES FROM WEB PROMOTION White House Drug Office Calls Online Ad Work ‘Offensive’ June 14, 2004 By Jean Halliday DETROIT … Continue reading →

The end of yet another sacred heterosexual union…due, almost certainly, to the matrimonial transgressions of those infernal faggots: Rush Limbaugh Ending His Third Marriage LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh said on Friday that he and his … Continue reading →

WORD. “There is no denying the fact that writers should be read but not seen. Rarely are they a winsome sight.” — Edna Ferber

So, now it seems that along with the recent talk of reinstituting the Draft, the Festering Forces of Evil are also considering drafting young American women into the military, as well. Sure. No Problem. I’ll tell you what, Herr Bush. … Continue reading →

“Yeah, it’s real nice to see that the MD telethon has come so far in 50 years. Jerry’s still parading the little black kids out here to tap-dance for us…” — Co-host Don Rickles (the motherfucking Viceroy of Irreverence), after … Continue reading →

Of the over-100 marvelous people on my lj friends list — this specific result was quite literally the most hilarious and absurd that could’ve come up. And, it did. I must say, I have not belly laughed this heartily in … Continue reading →

TV Guide recently put out a list of the top 25 cult shows EVER. Boldface the shows that you like or have ever liked. 25.) Freaks and Geeks (never seen it…) 24.) Absolutely Fabulous (This show is what RULING THE … Continue reading →