Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

“We all know that a fag is a homosexual gentleman who has just left the room.” — Truman Capote

…the brilliant writer (as well as my fine Finnish compadre) will be out and about in the coming month, grandly sashaying through a town near you on tour with her latest tome, Mamaphonic — an anthology celebrating the sometimes joyous, … Continue reading →

how could you NOT vote for this handsome bastard?

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.” — Mitch Ratliffe

Here it is, kids…all spelled out for you in black and white — no horseshit whatsoever. The following essay clearly, succinctly, and brilliantly outlines the America in which you and your children will live if Bush is elected to a … Continue reading →

Two words: ALL FUCKING TALENT (Okay, that was three words. So, I’m excited, goddamnit. Kiss my ass.) MICHAEL MOORE WINS TOP PRIZE AT CANNES FILM FESTIVAL The Hollywood Reporter U.S director Michael Moore’s critique of President Bush’s war on terror, … Continue reading →

How odd is it when you discover that someone you “know” — someone whom you have “known” for some time…is a fucking genius? And you had absolutely NO IDEA? This just happened to me last week. I had heard about … Continue reading →

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.”   — Charles Bukowski

This morning the alarm went off, and I gingerly ventured into the lair of The Teenage Girls — and of course, MTV was raging, as it always is in the morning when they are getting ready for school. As I … Continue reading →

Okay, fine. Since all you dames always shame me with your honesty, forthrightness and marvelously conspiratorial natures…I will, at long last, do a fucking Friday Confession of my own, goddamnit: Until very recently, this guy was my brother-in-law. Now piss … Continue reading →