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So, yesterday Billy and I were sauntering through the Circuit City in Silverlake. Billy had spontaneously and exuberantly decided that what I really needed in this life was a TIVO — and that he was gonna be the one to … Continue reading →

And speaking of top shelf pussy — if I ever put together a band, that’s what it would be called: Top Shelf Pussy. Although…coming in at a very close second would be “Too Many Uncle”, whose background story goes a … Continue reading →

Ah, the folly of youth! Pop princess Britney Spears is refusing to sign a pre-nuptial agreement before she weds fiance Kevin Federline, because she’s “marrying him for love and not money”. According to American website Pagesix.Com, the singer’s parents are … Continue reading →

Greetings and salutations, my sweet children of the corn. Yes, I am still in LA, working my little typing fingers to the bone — but just wanted to quickly inquire: Anybody heard from Miss Bee since The Great Expate Exodus … Continue reading →

What I need you all to know is that I have a big meeting with Disney execs this afternoon — and when I walk in to pitch them my brilliant ideas for possible television shows…I will be wearing a thrashed … Continue reading →

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Vaya con dios, My Extraordinary Friend.

This day, June 29th, 2004…my beloved father-in-law passed from this world at 1:45 am — and through the gorgeous, powerful portal that is my sister, Jennifer, my niece, Isabella, stepped in at 12:27 pm. At this precise moment, I am … Continue reading →

And I have been crying non-stop. Though I have not spoken of this before, my beloved father-in-law has been quite ill. He was diagnosed with prostate cancer ten years ago, but due to a highly experimental treatment he was receiving, … Continue reading →

“Hook me up a new revolution, ‘Cause this one is a lie. We sat around laughing, And watched the last one die.” — Dave Grohl, “Learn to Fly”