Category Archives: categories can suck my dick

Best domestic/everyday life posts: Posts that make me belly laugh most frequently: and Best quotes: Best vocabulary: and “Soapiest” posts (i.e., posts that one cannot wait to read the next installment of to find out what happens): Best work posts: … Continue reading →

Amidst all the swirling controversy and scandal regarding the recent allegations that American soldiers have been abusing their Iraqi prisoners by several imaginative and rather unpleasant methods comes the report that those abuses include the charge of enforced sleep deprivation. … Continue reading →

“Let’s face the obvious: yesterday we were nerds, today we’re the cognitive elite. Let’s conquer.” — Chester G. Edwards

Am I a goddess…or a hooker? YOU decide: http://muffybolding.friendtest.com Edited to add: This friendtest thingie is the FUNNEST THING EVER! I absolutely love it when I find something that tickles my cockles and sprinkles my scones. Therefore, I hereby pronounce … Continue reading →

I have a question — and know that THIS is just the place to find the answers I seek. I am looking for the titles of those books on feminist theory that most shook up your world and changed the … Continue reading →

Seventeen years ago today, you burst forth from my belly, Aries — DROP DEAD gorgeous, full of spirit and exuberance, and ready to shop. Your first sentence was, “Do lunch, Mama?” And today, you spend the anniversary of your birth … Continue reading →

That’s right, boys — Mama’s bad. Mexican Woman Performs Own Caesarean to Save Baby Women from Rural Region Delivers Healthy Boy With Aid of Kitchen Knife, Liquor LONDON (April 6) – A pregnant woman in Mexico gave birth to a … Continue reading →

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: “…but beyond this, I do not think we can safely go.” (from the introduction to George Eliot’s “Middlemarch”) 2: Stretch your … Continue reading →

What’s the last thing you ate? A big-ass salada ala cuchada with baby greens, cherry tomatoes, green onions, crumbled danish bleu cheese, cottage cheese, olive oil, and balsamic vinegar. What’s your favorite cheese? I am an absolute CHEESE FREAK. But … Continue reading →

I just received an email from Kirby, one of the girlfriends from my lecherous and distant past whom I have held close perhaps longer than any other. She even pre-dates Satania, for chrissake — and trust me, that’s saying something. … Continue reading →