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Cute Nine Year Old Boy Child: “Piggie? What’s the difference between Pac-Man and Ms. Pac- Man?” Cute Husband: “Ms. Pac-Man has tits.” Cute Nine Year Old Boy Child: “Oh, okay. Thanks, Piggie.” I adore my family.

I absolutely adore Tammy Faye. Former Tammy Faye Bakker tells Larry King she has inoperable lung cancer March 19, 2004 LOS ANGELES (AP) – Former televangelist Tammy Faye Messner announced Thursday on CNN’s Larry King Live she has inoperable lung … Continue reading →

J.J. Jackson says hello on MTV for the first time on August 1, 1981 J.J. Jackson, One Of MTV’s Original VJs, Dies At Age 62 March 18th, 2004 J.J. Jackson, remembered as one of the first faces of MTV, died … Continue reading →

“I felt that if I accepted the reward, I would lose the beauty inside of me…” — Mexico City taxi driver, Manuel Lubian, father-of-two, who spent two days hunting down a passenger who had left $53,000 in his cab…then returned … Continue reading →

“If you Call Me” Meme If you call me… Nay Nay…you are probably one of my vast legions of nieces and nephews. To them, I am Auntie Nay Nay – and they know to give up the kisses to Auntie … Continue reading →

“Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?” –Jules Feiffer (For . With love…from me)

“The Christian view that all intercourse outside marriage is immoral was, as we see in the passages of St. Paul, based upon the view that all sexual intercourse, even within marriage, is regrettable. A view of this sort, which goes … Continue reading →

When annoying bastards insist on pronouncing their name completely different from how it’s spelled. For example: The name Naomi…is spelled N-A-O-M-I, not Noemi…N-O-E-M-I. That’d be pronounced “No-way-mee” or “No-wee-mee.” C’mon people, let’s get it right. It’s not that fucking difficult. … Continue reading →

“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty, pristine, and well-preserved body…but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, ‘Christ…what a fucking ride!’”

“Everybody’s born to do a certain thing and if you’re dead jammy you find it. And if you’re good at it just keep doing it until you’re fed up, then do something else. You’re here to make babies and look … Continue reading →