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“Uh-huh. Yeah, I heard you, motherfucker.” HA! ‪#‎fiercebaby‬

Posted without additional comment…because, really — WHAT ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID? ‪#‎whereisyourgodnowmoses‬ ‪#‎goodwithoutgod‬

Ol’ Dr. Laura just posted a picture of her BUTCH new muscle car, a 2012 Dodge Challenger. Mother of God…HOW MUCH PUSSY CAN ONE WOMAN EAT?  

Inane Muff Fact #626: As definitive testament to my treacherous upbringing and scandalous past, when I am out and about sashaying the town and someone inexplicably recognizes me and asks, “Excuse me? Are you Muffy Bolding?”, my very first impulse, … Continue reading →

…won’t you please come home? ‪#‎noseriouslybitch‬ ‪#‎allhorseshitaside‬ ‪#‎ibegofyou‬  ‪#‎iimploreofyou‬ ‪#‎ijustcomerightoutandaxeyou‬ ‪#‎girlgetyoursweetasshome‬‪#‎ripfreshandeasyhighlandpark‬

Oh, for fuck’s sake…CALM DOWN, MARY. ‪#‎fuckthisguy‬ ‪#‎thisqueendontknow‬

“Then her father’s second marriage, the stepmother, the drudgery, because she was the oldest girl in a house filled with eight children and so was pressed into adult service, cleaning and wiping and changing, when she was still a child … Continue reading →

“When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.” — C.P. Snow

What good is sitting alone in your room? Come hear the music play Life is a cabaret, old chum Come to the cabaret Put down the knitting, the book and the broom It’s time for a holiday Life is a … Continue reading →

From April 7th: I would like to wish the HAPPIEST, Most JOYOUS, Most MAGNIFICENT 29th Birthday to my FIERCE, FABULOUS, MAGICAL, BELOVED Baby Unicorn, Betsy — an event which, in fact, VAPORIZES the Space-Time Continuum, seeing that I am only 27, myself. … Continue reading →